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Subject: DRUNK
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2g0bby4u 28.11.08 - 07:25pm
WOTS THE FUNNYEST TH!NG YOU AV DUN WH!LE BEEN PIE EYED LOLZ *
2g0bby4u 28.11.08 - 07:35pm
AH WHERE DO A START PMPL A GOT HOYED OFF BOAT 4 BEEN 2 HAMMAD NEED THE BOG SO A HAD 2 GAN PEA IN A BUSH DIVINT NAH HOW BUT A LOST ME BLUDY PANTS HAD 2 WRAP ME MATES CARDY RUND ME WAIST N LEG IT 4 TAXI PMSFL....NEXT THEIR WOZ 1 NITE KANT REMEMBER WERE THE HELL A WOZ GAN A HAD WHITE PANTZ ON MUST OF BEEN HEADIN 4 NEAREST BAR NEXT TH!NG A NAH AM GETN HELPED OWT OF A MAN HOLE A WOZ BLUDY FOAMIN COZ A HAD 2 GOT ME PANTS SAME DAY N THE GOT TOTALY RUINED *
2g0bby4u 28.11.08 - 07:43pm
GRRR THEN THEIR WOZ 1 NITE A LOST ME KEYS A CUDNT GET IN FRONT DOOR ALWAYS LEAVE A SPARE KEY UNDA PLANT POT WEN A GAN OOT A HAD 2 GO THROUGH BACK GARDEN A HAD A KEBAB IN ME HAND WOT DID A DO TRIP OVA GARDEN RAKE WENT FACE FIRST IN ROSE BUSH BUT THE MINT THING WOZ A SAVED ME KEBABNAZ HOW BUT A WOZ BUZZIN *
richeet 28.11.08 - 11:57pm
I fell down a dirt track hill in me glad rags . I woke up to sunlight and lost lol *
2g0bby4u 29.11.08 - 06:23am
WISH AD SEEN THAT RICH A WUD OF HIT THE DECK LAFFIN AT YA LOLZ *
dreamy33 30.11.08 - 02:30pm
i realy coudnt say *
2g0bby4u 2.12.08 - 08:13am
c*m ON DREAMY SPILL THE BEANZ *
tonyg54 27.12.08 - 06:50am
I lost my car for 3days once *
2g0bby4u 28.12.08 - 09:36am
LOOOOOOOOL HOW YA FIND IT PMPL FAF *
richeet 28.12.08 - 09:46pm
I done that last year in birmingham lol *
2g0bby4u 2.01.09 - 05:59am
OW THE L CAN YA LOOSE A CAR PMPL? *
richeet 25.01.09 - 10:30am
Easy i forgot where the car park was and what level i was on when i did find it *
dreamy33 9.02.09 - 10:08pm
yeah he did *
richeet 11.02.09 - 07:49am
That were a stupid car park lol . I should of wrote down where i was and what level *
swtybery 10.03.09 - 10:17am
hmmm the funniest thing i do when im drunk lol thats the man like most *
veggie 11.03.09 - 08:20pm
Gt 2 b tried hiding bhind lamppost an yelld at guy to stop stealing that car. turnd out it was hs own car. *
afzal.he 4.04.09 - 04:55am
swty please can u explain in detail..lol *
mrpanic 14.06.09 - 09:19pm
I walked into a building walk that was the first time I took a drink
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femcat38 3.04.11 - 04:53am
I entered The Miss Hawaiian Tropics Contest at my favorite local nightclub & paraded around in a Bikini & 6 inch high heals on top of the bar. The whole time I was up there all I could think is OMG Im going to fall off & die. Im terrified of heights & I dont think I could have got through it if I hadnt had 4 Tequila shots & 3 Rum&Coke before I got up there. Lmao... *